Healer-Man (sung to the tune of Piano Man, by Billy Joel)
It's Five o'clock on a Saturday
The Regular Crowd's Loggin in
There's a warlock standing next to me
Calling up the wicked blue djinn
He says, dude can you cast us some spells today
We're going to face some sure doom
It's dark and it's dank, I ran it as a tank
Before the release of of V.2
La la la, de de da
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Chorus:
Cast us a spell, you’rr our healer-man
Cast us some spells tonight
We're all in the mood for a raid today
And you keep us feelin all right.
Now Jon the Mage is a friend of mine
He makes me my armor for free
And he's quick with a sheep or a teleport
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says Aaahh, these mobs, they are killing me
As his health falls away in a flow
I'm sure I could help with the named boss
If I didn't draw all this aggro.
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Now Dahl is a top-notch Paladin
Who's never changed builds since his first
And he's chatting with Dunner who plays a fine hunter
And will probably do so for life.
And the Shaman is playing guild politics
As the mobs one by one respawn
Yes they're dying to mobs too numerous
And I'm stuck resurrecting 'til dawn.
Cast us a spell, you’rr our healer-man
Cast us some spells tonight
We're all in the mood for a raid today
And you keep us feelin all right.
It's a pretty small crowd for a Saturday
But our group has let me loot blue
Cause they know it's me that they that keeps 'em alive
To forget about real-life for a while
And the mobs, they sound like murlocks
And I think that I need another beer
And they run on ahead, and might wind up dead
And say man, am I glad that you're here.
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da